On the Auspicious Occasion of Not The Nation’s 1/4 Cycle Birthday, the Editors and Staff of NTN would like to wish Themselves a long and prosperous Life, with the implied Assumption That everyone in Thailand agrees with Grand Statements to which they are given no actual forum to object.
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