Expat Reverses Decision To Move Back to Britain After Spotting Hotties in Suvarnbhumi Arrivals Lounge

BANGKOK  - After spending two weeks assuring his friends and family that his three-week-holiday-turned-three-year-relocation to Thailand was over, Reading native James Cullen suddenly changed him mind today, only three-and-a-half minutes after landing at Suvarnbhumi Airport. Cullen had spent the previous two weeks drinking in pubs with university mates, reconnecting with his family and enjoying chippies,... 

Entire World Apologizes For Not Understanding Thai Culture

NEW YORK – The rest of the world has delivered a heart-felt apology to Thailand for the countless abuses of Thai culture it has made over the decades, unanimously passing a motion at the United Nations that begs Thais to “forgive the world forever for all past and any future actions that offend the people of the Kingdom of Thailand, given that Thai culture makes absolutely no sense to outsiders.” The... 

Danny DeVito aka The Penguin Arrested in Bangkok

BANGKOK – Further solidifying Bangkok’s reputation as a haven for the world’s criminals, local police today took Daniel Michael DeVito Jr, formerly known as The Penguin aka Oswald Chesterfield Cobblepot, into custody. Police say DeVito had checked into the Oriental Hotel on Saturday and believed he may have been here to meet with accomplices The Joker and Two-Face. Staff said on first... 

Nation Graphics Team Planning Extra-Special, Annoying Web Page for Visakha Bucha Day

BANG NA – Nation Multimedia’s web graphics team is rushing to meet a Friday deadline for a new www.nationmultimedia.com homepage that will force readers to click on a tiny “x” “close window” box in order to avoid its animation and accompanying music. The team of five designers have been working on the web page for two weeks after gaining approval from the media group’s editors... 

Bush Solves Middle East Crisis

WASHINGTON DC– U.S. President George W. Bush made a startling breakthrough today, finally solving the mental puzzle game “Middle East Crisis” given to him by his daughter Jenna for Christmas. The President had been seen immersed in the conceptual puzzle, which requires you to disconnect interlocked metal rods and rings, for three hours a day since the holiday. After removing the last...