Thaksin’s Legal Name Changed To ‘Convicted Fugitive Republican Bad Man Shinawatra’ By Government

BANGKOK – The Thai Foreign Ministry has announced that deposed Prime Minister Thaksin Shinawatra’s legal name has been officially changed, to assist domestic and international press coverage in more correctly covering Thai politics. The new name, which translates loosely to “convicted fugitive republican bad man” is intended to assure that all subsequent press stories provide adequate background... 

World Media Soldiers On As Killer Virus Destroys Humanity

THE SCARY WORLD – Wire agencies, newspapers and television networks have continued to bravely produce journalism in spite of overwhelming evidence that man will be extinct in only a few weeks. As the swine flu reaches “pandemic” proportions and “spreads quickly around the globe,” reporters, editors and producers have heroically continued to perform their daily duties as... 

Thaksin Makes Daring Escape From Dubai By Camel

DUBAI – On the run from the International Criminal Police Organization (Interpol) after a request by the Royal Thai Police to aid in his arrest, fugitive ex-premier Thaksin Shinawatra is believed to have executed a bold escape from his hideaway in the United Arab Emirates by camel. Fleeing his luxury Dubai condominium in the dead of night, Thaksin was reportedly seen on security camera trying... 

As Tensions Mount, Prostitutes Report Rise In Political-Color-Fetish Sex Requests

BANGKOK – The country may officially be in recession, but one industry appears to be thriving from a politics-related boom in business: color-coded fetish sex. According to reports from all parts of the domestic sex industry, a color-divided country has proven to be a windfall for girls willing to get screwed while wearing the yellow garb of the PAD or the red of the UDD. “It’s our... 

Friskies Cat Food Display Attacked By UDD

UDON THANI – Store managers and shoppers at a local Tops Supermarket reported an incident where disgruntled UDD supporters attacked and destroyed a cat food display in another of a string of apparent cases of mistaken identity happening across the country. The display, which constituted a pyramid-shaped stack of yellow-colored Friskies cat food boxes, was demolished at around 3:00 pm Wednesday...