A new Suan Dusit poll today revealed that 99.9% of men thought university student uniforms were “classy.”
The uniform — black pants and white shirt for men, white shirt and black skirt for women — has come under attack from conservatives and some feminist organizations in recent years who claim the uniforms objectify women.
“Those allegations are completely baseless,” said Pornchai Nokemuppaporn, a 52-year-old banker who happened to take off work yesterday to walk around Thammasat University. “I mean look over there at those girls, the way the shirt tightly clings to their perfect bodies, the way the skirt rides up those sweet, sweet, sweet legs. I mean, look at that. Wow. What was the question?”
Most students liked the skirt, according to a NotTheNation correspondent, who later said he didn’t interview any girls because he felt “intimidated.”
Meechai Chonbontanivij, the only person who called the uniforms “distasteful” in the Suan Dusit poll, told NotTheNation that he was in a drug-induced haze at the time and thought the pollster had said “very tasty.”
