BANGKOK – Famous Thai architect Sumet Jumsai announced this week that designs for a new building in the shape of his own penis had been approved. The small structure will be erected by the end of this year.
The Cambridge-educated architect’s previous efforts, the Elephant Building and Robot Building, were also based on juvenile infatuations.

The building will be four-and-half storeys high, said Jumsai, with a bulbous top and will angle slightly to the right. The base of the building would be surrounded by a well maintained grassy park.
“I feel this piece will perfectly sum up my career,” said Jumsai.
According to the architect, the “Penis Building” as it is currently dubbed, was actually his second favorite new idea. His first choice, a design of his own head up his ass, was too complicated to construct.