Red Shirts March on Suvarnabhumi, Are Promptly Shot

BANGKOK – In an failed attempt to protest the new Democrat-led coalition…

Parliament To Meet Underwater Off Samui

BANGKOK – After being shut out of their scheduled session this morning…

Country Celebrates Becoming World’s Oldest “Fledgling Democracy”

BANGKOK — With the promise of the 1932 coup that ended absolute…

Invisible Hand Reveals Cosmic Face

BANGKOK – Monday night the entire kingdom was mesmerized by the appearance of a…

Sondhi Makes Speech In Front of “Mission Accomplished” Banner

BANGKOK – Having declared victory for the People’s Alliance for Democracy, leader…

Democrats Propose Offshore Prison For Key Lese-Majeste “Verbal Combatants”

BANGKOK – The opposition Democratic Party has asserted its love for the…

Third Hand Seen Shaking Invisible Hand

BANGKOK – Newspapers in Thailand are reporting that a third hand was…

“Final Battle” #7 Declared Success

BANGKOK - The PAD declared success in its “Final Battle”, the seventh…

Still 55 Million Idiots Left in the US

The official number of idiots in the United States has been reduced…

Bruce Willis Unable To Escape Suvarnabhumi Vent System

BANGKOK – After vowing to retake the airport, liberate tens of thousands of…