WASHINGTON DC– U.S. President George W. Bush made a startling breakthrough today, finally solving the mental puzzle game “Middle East Crisis” given to him by his daughter Jenna for Christmas.
The President had been seen immersed in the conceptual puzzle, which requires you to disconnect interlocking metal rods and rings, for three hours a day since the holiday.
After removing the last ring, Bush reportedly ran out of the Oval Office and into the Rose Garden giving high fives and shouting to bewildered aides along the way, “I did it! I did it! Gosh darn, I did it!”
