EPA Secretary Orders Immediate Arrest of Captain Planet
Washington, D.C. — Flanked by supporters like Hoggish Greedly, Looten Plunder, and…
Nancy Pelosi Taps Bush and Cheney for Secret Coup Against Trump
Undisclosed Location — In a move that stunned even the deepest corners…
Panicked Americans Overload E-Visa Portals After Trump’s Re-election
UNITED STATES — Following Donald Trump’s shocking re-election, millions of Americans flooded…
Thaksin Arranges Meeting with Boris Johnson
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900 Tons Of Unsold Red-White-Blue Protest Crap Donated To US Republicans
WASHINGTON – In what is being hailed as a landmark act of…
US Reverses 60-Year Policy, Supports Elections In Thailand
WASHINGTON – In a move that surprised both historians and analysts, the…
Corporate Centrist Hegemonist Defeats Corporate Centrist Hegemonist
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HEARING VOICES: US President Supports Gay Marriage?
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Steve Jobs unveils ‘iMortal’ exoskeleton
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