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Obama Ascends To Heavens On Cloud To Go Get Crabcake Sandwich

MOUNT OLIVET, MA — And on the third day back from Martha’s…

Asia’s Awesome Bootleg DVD Selection Traced Back To Single Chinese Mafia Boss Film School Dropout

BANGKOK – The amazing diversity and artistic quality of bootleg DVDs available…

Villa Market Unveils World’s First 10,000 Baht Tomato

BANGKOK – Villa Market, one of the capital city’s premium grocery store…

Female Expat Maintains Positive Self-Image Despite Living in Thailand

Canadian Martha Herkimer has surprised experts and local residents by defying a…

Patronizing White Man With Degree Reassures Thai Elites With Unexamined Rhetoric

BANGKOK – The entire world outside of Thailand, which was previously shown…

Thai Elite Dismayed as Status Reduced to Medium-So

BANGKOK — The prolonged troubles in the Thai economy have reduced the…

Da Torpedo Speech Kills 12, Injures 344, Destroys Rice Harvest

BANGKOK – The Criminal Court on Friday found activist Daranee Chancheonsilapakul, aka…

Controversy Ends As Lin Bing Is Named National Police Chief

BANGKOK — The political schism that threatened to unravel the Democrat-led coalition…

Abhisit Tries Image Makeover By Not Showering For A Week

Abhisit expects to easily fool the uneducated masses of Isaan BANGKOK –…

Report: 99% Of ‘American Breakfasts’ Served In Phuket Just Fried Egg And Hot Dog

PHUKET — Following earlier reports that up to 90% of the coastline…