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“Final Battle” #7 Declared Success

BANGKOK - The PAD declared success in its “Final Battle”, the seventh…

Still 55 Million Idiots Left in the US

The official number of idiots in the United States has been reduced…

Bruce Willis Unable To Escape Suvarnabhumi Vent System

BANGKOK – After vowing to retake the airport, liberate tens of thousands of…

Bruce Willis Reportedly In Suvarnabhumi Vent System

BANGKOK – Police say they are ready to reclaim the Bangkok International…

‘Final Battle’ Declared Success

BANGKOK – The PAD declared success in its “Final Battle”, the seventh…

This May Not Be True But We’ll Report It Anyway

In the depths of the esteemed editorial halls of NTN, we have…

Southerners, Farmers Rejoice at Obama Victory

Farmers, fishermen, urban laborers, rubber tappers and those just "born that way" celebrated…

TAT Promotes PAD, General Chaos as New Tourist Attraction

BANGKOK – With the tourist season approaching and international arrivals already down 15%…