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Protest By Group No One Has Ever Heard Of To Receive Front Page Headline Tomorrow

NTN HEADQUARTERS - A protest organized by a group-no-one-has-ever-heard-of will receive a…

Supporters ‘Inspired’ by Obama Fart

DALLAS, TEXAS – Barack Obama received wild cheers of support after farting…

FOX News Runs First Non-Pedophilia Story About Thailand

BANGKOK – In what observers and the Thai government alike are calling…

Samak Receives Invisible Hand Job

BANGKOK – Prime Minister Samak Sundaravej says he was sexually assaulted last…

Political Analysts Warn Of Metaphorical Crisis

BANGKOK – If the invisible hands pulling the strings behind the scenes…

Bush Downplays Slavery, Merkel Denies Holocaust

Inspired by the brazen words of Thai prime minister Samak Sundaravej, who…

Rich Kid Going Too Far With Ski Rack

BANGKOK — Friends and co-workers of Wittaya “Dirk” Poovavorn have reported that…

NTN Celebrates Second Page of Google Hits

NTN OFFICES, VLADIVOSTOK, RUSSIA – In what is being hailed as “a…

NTN Editorial: It’s Time For Samak To Resign

One day into his premiership, Samak Sundaravej has proven unfit for office.…