Elections

Latest Elections News

30-Something Voters Who No Longer Stay Out Until 3am Depressed To Find Themselves Supporting Purachai

BANGKOK – The upcoming July election has revealed yet another wrinkle in…

Pheu Thai Nominates Thaksin’s Sister For PM In Stunning Display Of Meritocracy, Progressive Thinking

BANGKOK – Thailand’s major opposition party signaled its intentions to open a…

Thaksin Phone-In Sways Academy Fantasia Voting

BANGKOK – Demonstrating his considerable political power despite being a convict-in-exile, former…

Election Posters Now Visible From Space

KENNEDY SPACE CENTER, USA — NASA, the space agency of the United…

Obama Euphoria Fails to Translate Into Sex Partners For Expat Women

BANGKOK – History is being made, but not in the bedrooms of frustrated…

Still 55 Million Idiots Left in the US

The official number of idiots in the United States has been reduced…

Obama Buys Lehmann Brothers With Leftover Campaign Funds

CLEVELAND, OHIO - With the US presidential election in less than a…

Apirak Promises Promises, Fulfills Promise

BANGKOK – Apirak Kosayodhin promised today he would make even more dramatic…

Chuwit Promises to Govern Bangkok Entirely Via Billboards

BANGKOK – In yet another startling twist to the hotly contested race…

McCain Promises Reagan-like Era of Dementia, Debt

MISSOURI, USA — In a concerted appeal to the right wing of…