Tragic “Crowd Crush” at Covert Thai Government Facility Leaves Dozens Dead
Undisclosed Location, Thailand — In what officials are calling an "unfortunate administrative…
Thais To Honor Wheelchair-Bound King By Paralyzing Bangkok
Just some of the 100,000 Thais ready to render Bangkok “as immobile…
Prayuth Orders Deployment Of Concerned Facial Expressions
BANGKOK — In response to Monday’s deadly bomb attack in Bangkok’s Rajprasong…
Prayuth Rides Horse Shirtless, Wrestles Monitor Lizard
NAKHON SAWAN PROVINCE – Thailand’s Prime Minister Prayuth Chan-Ocha made a bold…
NTN Welcomes Glorious New Junta-Appointed Editor-in-Chief
NTN HEAD OFFICE — The online newspaper NotTheNation restarted its operations today…
Greece Invents Democracy, Economy Fails
Pericles, the source of Greek economic failure. EURO ZONE – In an…
Thais Happy To Be Ruled By A Bunch Of Mother-Huggers
BANGKOK — Citizens around the kingdom of Thailand are enjoying a special…
Army, Police Successfully Neutralize Blank Sheet Of A4 Paper
RAJPRASONG — A large-scale, coordinated military and police effort was credited on…
HEARING VOICES: What Reforms Would You Like To See First?
The NCPO has promised reforms. What would you reform first? MiaowNidFritzlHi-So StudentPDRC ProtestorSex…
New Visa Rules Exclude Everyone Except Sex Tourists, Alcoholics, Drug Addicts, Ravers, Illiterate Troglodytes
BANGKOK – Citing the need for maintaining order and unity during the…