Lorry Driver
Kachin Independence Army Cadet
Junta Chief
“Obviously it’s dangerous to take the Monywa-Mandalay Highway these days, but what am I going to do, drive the Nyaung U Myingyan Road, and add four hours to my trip? I have deliveries to make.”
“But, I just planted those yesterday!”
“We would love to afford proper landmine clearance equipment, but have you seen the budget? Villagers are free.”
ADDICTION Are you an alcoholic? Me too. Normally I can be found at Molly Malone’s from 11am to 5pm, Cheap Charlies at 6pm, and Nana Plaza to close. Ask the bartenders for Tony. | HELP WANTED Deputy Finance Minister, full time. Must be able to depreciate baht without sinking SET. No previous political office held 2000-06. No financial office held 1995-97. Contact Surayud. | FOR SALE Water buffalo. 7 years-old. Always sick, never work, always need operation. Never work hard enough. Work no good. 5,000B or best offer. Call mother of Nok, 96 Moo 3, Buri Ram. |
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