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HEADLINE NEWS: Malaysian Tourists Throw It All Away For A Heineken

"It was worth it. It was worth every second," and "I would…

Disaster Response Led by Woman Whose Only Crisis Experience Involved Room Service Delay

BANGKOK — As rescue workers search for survivors and engineers assess the…

Thai PM Accidentally Hands Control of Government to Online Scammers

BANGKOK — After tapping an unknown link sent to her phone, Prime…

Thailand Sells Out Refugees, Forgets to Ask Price

BANGKOK — Prime Minister Paetongtarn Shinawatra admitted that she is “not very…

U.S. Fish and Wildlife Grants Don Jr. Special Permit to Hunt Thundercats

WASHINGTON, D.C. — The U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service has officially granted…

Thai Government Secures Emergency Funds to Recover From Flood of Reputation Damage

BANGKOK — In an overnight session of parliament, Prime Minister Paetongtarn Shinawatra…

Thai Government Surprises No One

BANGKOK — The Thai government’s latest decision, executed in the dead of…

Excess Foreign Tourist Population in Pai To Be “Trimmed Back”

PAI — A multi-agency task force has assembled in this northern Thai…

EPA Secretary Orders Immediate Arrest of Captain Planet

Washington, D.C. — Flanked by supporters like Hoggish Greedly, Looten Plunder, and…

Longtime Manufacturer of Democracies Retires

After designing and crafting democracies for more than 4,000 years, Ekklesion, the…