GT200 Scanners To Be Replaced With Fortune Tellers, Feng Shui Experts, Amulets, And Reincarnated Geckos
BANGKOK – Following the discovery that the British-made GT200 bomb-detection scanners purchased…
Thai Police Congratulated For Lack Of Fiery, Gruesome Mass Deaths During Holiday
BANGKOK – Today the Thai police were roundly praised for the absence…
Permanent Wreath To Be Constructed at Democracy Monument
BANGKOK – A permanent black wreath will be constructed at the foot…
Thais Saddened Over News That His Majesty Will Not Provide Advice For Them To Ignore Again
BANGKOK – For the second straight year, the people of Thailand have…
‘The Oriental’ Changes Name To ‘Gook Hotel’
BANGKOK — The Mandarin Oriental Hotel Group announced on Thursday that it…
WHO Offices Raided For Spreading ‘Average Human Lifespan’ Rumor
BANGKOK – Offices of the World Health Organization in Thailand were raided by…
Asia’s Awesome Bootleg DVD Selection Traced Back To Single Chinese Mafia Boss Film School Dropout
BANGKOK – The amazing diversity and artistic quality of bootleg DVDs available…
Report: 99% Of ‘American Breakfasts’ Served In Phuket Just Fried Egg And Hot Dog
PHUKET — Following earlier reports that up to 90% of the coastline…
Local Man Freaked Out After Finding ‘BNE’ Sticker On His Fridge Door
BANGKOK – Canadian expatriate Jamie Redwood filed a police report yesterday after finding…
Thai Media Agree To Focus All Coverage On Cute Animals
BANGKOK – Citing positive response from recent 24-hour coverage of the panda cub…