Anurak
Nantanat
Moe Aung
Cleat Polisher
Dockyard Whore
Burmese Admiral
“I go fishing to escape my wife’s nagging. Turns out spending time in the brig was the most relaxing week I’ve had in years.”
“The Burmese were right to detain them. Spies are notorious for pretending to be overworked, malnourished fishermen.”
“The fishermen were treated with the utmost care—except for the part where we immediately opened fire on obvious civilians.”
ADDICTION Are you an alcoholic? Me too. Normally I can be found at Molly Malone’s from 11am to 5pm, Cheap Charlies at 6pm, and Nana Plaza to close. Ask the bartenders for Tony. | HELP WANTED Deputy Finance Minister, full time. Must be able to depreciate baht without sinking SET. No previous political office held 2000-06. No financial office held 1995-97. Contact Surayud. | FOR SALE Water buffalo. 7 years-old. Always sick, never work, always need operation. Never work hard enough. Work no good. 5,000B or best offer. Call mother of Nok, 96 Moo 3, Buri Ram. |
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