U Than Win
Aung Htay
Min Aung Hlaing
Lorry Driver
Kachin Independence Army Cadet
Junta Chief
“Obviously it’s dangerous to take the Monywa-Mandalay Highway these days, but what am I going to do, drive the Nyaung U Myingyan Road, and add four hours to my trip? I have deliveries to make.”
“But, I just planted those yesterday!”
“We would love to afford proper landmine clearance equipment, but have you seen the budget? Villagers are free.”
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