WORLD — Upon loading the Southeast Asian satire site and clicking the latest headline, NotTheNation readers around the world were confronted with a serious topic that made their palms sweat and forced them to look away from their screens for an uncomfortably long time, desperate not to absorb the details of what appeared to be a pretty fucking important news item involving life and death on a massive scale. Luke Carter, 39, of Port McConnell, reportedly complained that “this isn’t what I want to read when I come to Thailand’s #2 satire site.” According to anonymous sources familiar with the situation, Carter squinted at his screen in a last-ditch effort to blur the words into harmless shapes while frantically searching for the back button. At one point, he accidentally zoomed in on a paragraph and learned some disturbing information “I really could have done without,” later asking why the site was “trying to make me feel bad for not caring about systemic problems that everyone with power and money is pretending don’t exist.” At press time, NotTheNation had restored normalcy with a low-effort sex joke, allowing readers to resume scrolling in peace, reassured that Southeast Asia remained safely unserious.
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