2010 started on a promising note as the Kingdom gained world-wide plaudits for its aid to Haitian earthquake victims:
Thailand Donates 50,000 Bottles of Whitening Skin Cream To Haiti
In February, tens of millions of Thais were glued to their screens and radios for a historic Supreme Court reading:
Supreme Court Judge Adds Entire Unpublished Screenplay To 900-Page Verdict
In March, the foreign media launched their successful conspiracy to destroy the country, its image and morals:
CNN Producer Demands Dan Rivers Report Red Shirt Rallies From Outside ‘Super Pussy’
…which was incredibly successful despite no signs of any unusual events in the country:
In June, there was a palpable sense of relief as Thais enjoyed watching another nation fail miserably:
Capello Puts England Team Out Of Its Misery In Shed Behind Training Ground
By July, the government was making progress, successfully rehabilitating the country’s image around the world and giving a new sense of hope to the people:
Abhisit Spends Entire Week On Phone With Old Woman Who Thinks He’s The Water Department
And expatriate life had also returned to normal:
Obese, Diabetic, Smoking Sex Tourist Is Appalled At Lack Of Nana Plaza Fire Exits
When suddenly, out of nowhere, two major crises surfaced to mar what had otherwise been a stellar year:
Army Overthrows David Thompson In Cuisine Coup
Gov’t Cancels All Decisions Until ‘Film’ Paternity Scandal Sorts Itself Out
By the end of 2010, everyone was left wondering how 2011 could possibly be more exciting than 2010: