TAT Launches “Totally Amazeballs Thailand” Campaign

BANGKOK – In a concerted effort to rehabilitate the kingdom’s image as an attractive tourist destination in light of ongoing political unrest, the Tourism Authority of Thailand today announced a…

Suthep Leaves Protests For Emergency Whitening Treatment

BANGKOK – Suthep Thaugsuban, secretary-general of the People’s Democratic Reform Committee (PDRC) took a break from his relentless anti-government campaign yesterday to undergo a preventive medical procedure to re-whiten his…

Non-Naked, Non-German, Non-Sex Tourist Plunges From Hotel Window

Thai Police Baffled At Unprecedented “Karl Slym” Case

Thais Protect King From Deadly Ballots

BANGKOK – A possible overthrow of Thailand’s longstanding and revered monarchy was narrowly averted Sunday when courageous groups of patriotic citizens prevented the use of thousands of voting ballots by…

Prayuth Urges Thais To Keep Bombings In South Where They Can Be Safely Ignored

BANGKOK — The army chief directed a strong statement today at the culprits of the recent grenade attacks against anti-government protesters, reminding them that acts of terrorism belong only in…

Upcountry Drinkers Unable To Find Beer They Shouldn’t Boycott

Khon Kaen – Northern supporters of the Yingluck government who also enjoy drinking alcoholic beverages have found themselves in a moral conundrum, as investigation into the various ownerships of their…

Nation “Mood Meter” Saves Newspaper Industry

The revolution that will change how we feel about news and newspapers BANGNA — The global decline in the traditional news industry, once considered inevitable, appears to have been completely…

US Embassy Urges Citizens To Stockpile Bland, Unhealthy Food

BANGKOK – In an emergency message sent to all registered US citizens in Thailand, the embassy of the United States urged everyone to prepare for the upcoming Bangkok shutdown event…

“29% Movement” Occupies Mall Street

RAJPRASONG – Following in the footsteps of previous uprising movements around the world, the anti-government Peoples Democratic Reform Council and its supporters seized control of the capital city today, occupying…

Ku De Ta Gives Up

SATHORN – Bangkok’s newest high-end nightlife and entertainment complex, Ku De Ta, announced yesterday that it was giving up on Bangkok completely after three months of ridiculous circumstances.Despite spending an…