Thailand Launches 2G
BANGKOK – TOT celebrated the finishing touches on the installation of second-generation (2G) mobile phone services today with a ribbon-cutting ceremony at its head office. 44-year-old Thipiwan Pattriporn said he…
Tourist Child Terrified Of Thai Women With Colored Contact Lenses
Eight-year-old Canadian boy refusing to come out of family's hotel bathroom
Hundreds Gathering At Last Quiet Spot In Bangkok
BANGKOK – Crowds were gathering late last night at what many believed to be the last remaining quiet spot in the entire Bangkok metropolitan area.The spot was discovered after one…
Korn Cites ‘Diarrhea’ As Reason For Drop in Q3 Productivity
Finance Minister Korn Chatikavanij discusses the consistency of his bowel movements with reporters. BANGKOK – Finance Minister Korn Chatikavanij said Thai productivity had dropped 3% in the third quarter of…
Bangkok Descends Into Chaos As ‘Film’, ‘Annie’ Supporters Battle On Streets
Baby-mama controversy divides Thai society to brink of civil war
Our Auspicious 1/4 Cycle Birthday
On the Auspicious Occasion of Not The Nation’s 1/4 Cycle Birthday, the Editors and Staff of NTN would like to wish Themselves a long and prosperous Life, with the implied…
Bar Staff, Sex Tourists Wait Patiently For White Woman To Get Off Go-Go Stage
PATPONG – The staff and patrons of Super Pussy go-go bar had their usual evening’s proceedings interrupted by the sudden decision of a Caucasian woman, who no one wanted in…
North Korea Declares War As Dandelion Seed Crosses DMZ
SEOUL – The Korean Peninsula descended into full-blown war this morning when a dandelion seed, caught in a gentle northerly breeze, crossed the DMZ into North Korea. The unilateral seed-trespass,…
