Korn Cites ‘Diarrhea’ As Reason For Drop in Q3 Productivity

Finance Minister Korn Chatikavanij discusses the consistency of his bowel movements with reporters. BANGKOK – Finance Minister Korn Chatikavanij said Thai productivity had dropped 3% in the third quarter of…

Bangkok Descends Into Chaos As ‘Film’, ‘Annie’ Supporters Battle On Streets

Baby-mama controversy divides Thai society to brink of civil war

Panda Lin Ping Makes A Break For It

Seen Crossing Gulf of Thailand In Small Boat

Our Auspicious 1/4 Cycle Birthday

On the Auspicious Occasion of Not The Nation’s 1/4 Cycle Birthday, the Editors and Staff of NTN would like to wish Themselves a long and prosperous Life, with the implied…

Bar Staff, Sex Tourists Wait Patiently For White Woman To Get Off Go-Go Stage

PATPONG – The staff and patrons of Super Pussy go-go bar had their usual evening’s proceedings interrupted by the sudden decision of a Caucasian woman, who no one wanted in…

North Korea Declares War As Dandelion Seed Crosses DMZ

SEOUL – The Korean Peninsula descended into full-blown war this morning when a dandelion seed, caught in a gentle northerly breeze, crossed the DMZ into North Korea. The unilateral seed-trespass,…

Introduction Of Belgian Beers Fails To Improve Go-Go Bar Experience

NANA PLAZA – The addition of six gourmet imported Belgian beers to the drinks menu at Mandarin Bar in Bangkok’s Nana Plaza has so far failed to significantly alter the…

TRUEVisions Celebrates 10th ‘Platinum Package’ Subscriber

BANGKOK – TRUEVisions, Thailand’s sole cable-TV operator, announced today the achievement of a major milestone in signing up its 10th subscriber for their top-level Platinum package.The Platinum Package, which costs 2,000…

Wikileaks Alleges US Traded ‘Krispy Kreme’ For Viktor Bout

Doughnut franchise used as incentive for extraditing arms dealer

Bowling Alley Files Noise Complaint Against California Wow

In what observers are calling an industry first, a bowling alley has filed a noise complaint against its neighbor