Reds Hold Auditions For Handsome, Singing Men For Barricade Posing

Try-outs will be held at the intersection of Rama 1 and Phahonyothin Road this weekend

Thaksin Denounces Gov’t Censorship as “Amateurish”

Ex-PM claims superior skills in repressing free speech

Military To Call On ‘General Humongous’ To Break Red Barricades

Humongous has authority to direct the new anti-red campaign, including deciding when and how to disperse the protestors

Traffic Deaths Top Civil Unrest Deaths For 86th Consecutive Year

BANGKOK — The Natural Disaster Prevention and Mitigation Department reported on Monday that there were 3,516 road accidents during the so-called “seven dangerous days” of the Songkran holiday, resulting in…

Soliders On Patpong Distracted By Shirtless Movement

PATPONG – Infantrymen assigned to Patpong were reported to be fatigued and on edge after spending much of last night keeping a close eye on the shirtless movement that took…

Army Vows To Protect King’s Castle, King’s Castle II

Troops loyal to King’s Group stand guard over “pillar of Thai society”

SET Pretends To Be Connected To Economy, Falls

BANGKOK – The Stock Exchange of Thailand, in a move designed to give the impression that its performance is related to the real economy of Thailand, fell 9.87 points, or 1.34 percent…

Southern Insurgents Place Bomb on Bomb

Lack of unbombed targets prompts terrorists to begin bombing other bombs

‘Nation’ Sets Record For World’s Biggest Typo

Newspaper reaches new heights in incompetence