Teenage Girl Admits To Floating Krathong With Seven Different Men

AYUTTHAYA — Police are currently questioning a 17-year-old girl who floated krathong with at least seven different men at the water’s edge last night. According to witnesses, beginning at 6:45pm, Achara “Noon” Latharatchung, who…

2,944 Stock Traders Arrested For ‘Believing’ Rumors

BANGKOK – Every licensed stock broker in Thailand was arrested yesterday for having believed the malicious rumors about His Majesty the King’s health, which led to a plunge in the stock…

His Majesty Maintains Perfect 1:1 Inhale-Exhale Ratio

BANGKOK - The Royal Household Bureau reported today that His Majesty maintains a perfect 1-to-1 ration between inhaling and exhaling, which doctors and experts consider to be a sign of…

Obama Ascends To Heavens On Cloud To Go Get Crabcake Sandwich

Proclaims “Peace be with you. Peace Prize and a million bucks be with me."

Asia’s Awesome Bootleg DVD Selection Traced Back To Single Chinese Mafia Boss Film School Dropout

Pirated cult film selections exposed as work of criminal cinephile

Villa Market Unveils World’s First 10,000 Baht Tomato

The GaiaONE must be flown overnight from Osaka in special temperature and pressure-controlled packaging

Female Expat Maintains Positive Self-Image Despite Living in Thailand

32-year-old graphic designer still not trolling Khao San for anonymous couplings with backpackers

Patronizing White Man With Degree Reassures Thai Elites With Unexamined Rhetoric

Pandering interview offered as proof that the entire world exempts Thailand from normal rules of democracy

Thai Elite Dismayed as Status Reduced to Medium-So

Former high-sos say life as a medium-so has been difficult

Da Torpedo Speech Kills 12, Injures 344, Destroys Rice Harvest

BANGKOK – The Criminal Court on Friday found activist Daranee Chancheonsilapakul, aka “Da Torpedo,” guilty of lèse-majesté and sentenced her to a ban on Thai press coverage for 18 years.Daranee,…