Don’t Try This At Home: NTN’s Non-Guide To Circumventing Censorship
The following steps should NOT be taken by those attempting to bypass the Ministry of Communication and Information’s blocking of websites
AEC Seizes Manchester City FC
Government committee expected to take over managerial duties and spend on new summer signings
Rich Thai Girl Totally Not Wearing Zara Anymore
Stylish socialite insists Spanish brand is no longer sufficiently exclusive
Chatrichalerm Casts New Film Entirely with Own Offspring
BANGKOK - According to interview comments, the next film by MC Chatrichalerm Yukol, director of the record-breaking hits Suriyothai and King Naresuan will be cast entirely with the director’s own bastard children. In speaking with Thai…
Democrats Agree to Seat Florida and Michigan Delegates In “Obstructed View” Areas of Pepsi Center
WASHINGTON DC - The Democratic Party has agreed on a compromise that will allow Florida and Michigan delegates to occupy obstructed view seats as well “any empty seats left vacant by delegates from other states who fail to…
Bush Admits He Authorized Secret Program To Locate Countries Where He Is Not Hated
Obscure island nations and isolated countries were monitored by government agencies between 2005 and 2007
Hillary Clinton Plans to Land Jet on Aircraft Carrier With “Mission Accomplished” Banner in Background
INDIAN OCEAN - Presidential hopeful Hillary Clinton will land a jet on an aircraft carrier displaying a banner declaring “Mission Accomplished” and make a speech declaring that she has won…
Thaksin Admits He Was “Templed Out” After 4 Temples
BANGKOK - Former Prime Minister Thaksin Shinawatra admits that “once you’ve seen one temple you’ve seen them all” and said he was ready to head for the beach after about…
Entire World Apologizes For Not Understanding Thai Culture
UN declaration states, 'We are sorry for not grasping more clearly the complexities, contradictions, and hypocrisy of your society'
Danny DeVito, aka The Penguin, Arrested in Bangkok
Police take Hollywood actor into custody after discovering him swimming in Oriental Hotel pool
