BANGKOK — A separate NTN reader, from the first one who reported the biological attack, has told us that space aliens led by famous actor Tom Cruise have invaded Bangkok and declared their intentions to bring thousands of Thais to the Galactic Confederacy!
The aliens reportedly landed on the futuristic MBK shopping center and have taken thousands of people hostages, including foreign citizens.
The reader told us that Tom Cruise told everybody he wanted to “really, really help them.” The aliens looked like taller versions of Chewbacca but, “not as cute and cuddly.”
We will confirm this information immediately and give you more details. Again, stay tuned while we do some actual reporting.
