“Prime Minister Shinawatra is lovesick and wants to return with President Obama to live with him at The White House. ‘The Prime Minister doesn’t care if she is the second wife to Michelle, she just wants to be with Barack Obama and will do anything for him,” said a source in the Thai government. “She’s madly in love.”
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