Kyaw Zin Htet
Min Aung Hlaing
Thant Zaw Oo
Cufflink Adjuster
Chairman of the State Administration Council
Lieutenant
Arakan Army
“Oh yeah, it always sucks when your manager leaves you on read.”
“Have you ever juggled a multi-ethnic, multi-religious coalition while trying to put down a rebellion? No? Then maybe ease up—this isn’t Pinterest DIY.”
“Thrilled we took Rakhine state—finally caught Machamp! Word is there’s a Mewtwo in Sittwe. Fingers crossed the junta surrenders it without a raid pass.”
ADDICTION Are you an alcoholic? Me too. Normally I can be found at Molly Malone’s from 11am to 5pm, Cheap Charlies at 6pm, and Nana Plaza to close. Ask the bartenders for Tony. | HELP WANTED Deputy Finance Minister, full time. Must be able to depreciate baht without sinking SET. No previous political office held 2000-06. No financial office held 1995-97. Contact Surayud. | FOR SALE Water buffalo. 7 years-old. Always sick, never work, always need operation. Never work hard enough. Work no good. 5,000B or best offer. Call mother of Nok, 96 Moo 3, Buri Ram. |
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