BANGKOK – A day after a serious car crash and series of road mishaps, Democrat Abhisit Vejjajiva’s luck has suddenly changed for the better.
At 3pm, as he exited party headquarters and passed under a tree, the party leader was deluged with bird shit from a flock of leaf warblers.
Party supporters rushed to examine the white-grey excrement on Abhist’s head, lapel and trousers.
Abhisit said that, while he was not superstitious, this was “clearly a good sign” and then got in his car.
Fortune tellers say that Abhisit is now likely to become prime minister and lead the country to prosperity.
