Man Reduces Carbon Footprint By Dying Young

SOUTHAMPTON – Spencer Atkinson, fatally struck by a bus at the age…

U.S. Torture Memos: Detainee Forced To Eat At Cracker Barrel 83 Times In One Month

LEBANON, TENNESSEE – CIA interrogators forced Abu Zubaydah, a suspected Al Qaeda…

‘Nation’ Website Induces Seizures In Prathom 4 Students

BANGKOK – Several Prathom 4 students were rushed to the hospital today…

Thailand, Cambodia Sign 10-Year Nationalist Fervor Incitement Pact

PHNOM PENH – The governments of the Kingdoms of Thailand and Cambodia…

Anti-Red Facebook Pages Officially Abandoned By Bored Thai Middle Class

BANGKOK – Three months after the end of the UDD seige of…

Appearance Of Heir In Film Anthem Sparks SET Sell-Off

BANGKOK – The release of a version of the King’s Anthem film…

Life-Size Thaksin Cardboard Cutout Industry Saves Economy

BANGKOK – Newly released government economic data show that the manufacturing of…

Abhisit Spends Entire Week On Phone With Old Woman Who Thinks He’s The Water Department

BANGKOK – It was revealed yesterday that Prime Minister Abhisit Vejjajiva's entire…

Ministry of Communications Bans Over 2,000 Metaphors

BANGKOK – The Ministry of Communications and Technology, or MICT, today released…

FIFA President Demands Rest of World Cup Be Played With Original 1930 Ball

JOHANNESBURG, SOUTH AFRICA – Taken aback by calls for the introduction of…