Thammasat Student Hopes Thaksin’s Return Reunites Him With Thaksin-Hating Ex
THAMMASAT CAMPUS, RATTANAKOSIN – While the imminent return of exiled former Prime…
Why, It Just So Happens I Own A Gem Shop
Sawadee Krup. Oh, don’t apologize for interrupting me. I was just praying…
Ministry of Gay Culture Warns Gay Teens To Preserve Anal Virginity
BANGKOK – With Valentine’s Day just around the corner, the Ministry of…
Protest By Group No One Has Ever Heard Of To Receive Front Page Headline Tomorrow
NTN HEADQUARTERS - A protest organized by a group-no-one-has-ever-heard-of will receive a…
Supporters ‘Inspired’ by Obama Fart
DALLAS, TEXAS – Barack Obama received wild cheers of support after farting…
FOX News Runs First Non-Pedophilia Story About Thailand
BANGKOK – In what observers and the Thai government alike are calling…
Samak Receives Invisible Hand Job
BANGKOK – Prime Minister Samak Sundaravej says he was sexually assaulted last…
Political Analysts Warn Of Metaphorical Crisis
BANGKOK – If the invisible hands pulling the strings behind the scenes…
Bush Downplays Slavery, Merkel Denies Holocaust
Inspired by the brazen words of Thai prime minister Samak Sundaravej, who…
Rich Kid Going Too Far With Ski Rack
BANGKOK — Friends and co-workers of Wittaya “Dirk” Poovavorn have reported that…