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Hillary Clinton Plans to Land Jet on Aircraft Carrier With “Mission Accomplished” Banner in Background

INDIAN OCEAN - Presidential hopeful Hillary Clinton will land a jet on…

Bush Solves Middle East Crisis

WASHINGTON DC– U.S. President George W. Bush made a startling breakthrough today,…

Supporters ‘Inspired’ by Obama Fart

DALLAS, TEXAS – Barack Obama received wild cheers of support after farting…

Hillary’s ‘Obama Will Die’ Strategy Leads To New Hampshire Win

NEW HAMPSHIRE – New York Sen. Hillary Clinton’s strategy to paint fellow…

Hillary to Iowa: Blow Me

After Hillary Clinton’s shocking third-place finish in Iowa last week, the former…

Legendary Baseball Reporter Took Steroids

NEW YORK – Hall of Fame writer and television commentator Peter Gammons…

Dick Cheney Blinded By Sunlight

WASHINGTON DC – In spite of overcast skies and a weak winter…

‘He Who Has No One In Front Of Him In The Canoe’ Eyes White House

HOPI RESERVATION – Wickaninnish, whose name means “he who has no one…