Samak Threatens to Hold Breath Until Press Pays Attention Again
BANGKOK – Citing the “ridiculous” amount of attention that has been directed…
UPDATE: Outraged Trees Now Fill Lumpini Park
BANGKOK – Witnesses say several hundred trees are now gathered in Lumpini…
TAT Unveils New Slogan: “Thailand – Fuck the Poor”
BANGKOK - The Tourism Authority of Thailand’s official new slogan for the…
Thammasat Student Hopes Thaksin’s Return Reunites Him With Thaksin-Hating Ex
THAMMASAT CAMPUS, RATTANAKOSIN – While the imminent return of exiled former Prime…
Why, It Just So Happens I Own A Gem Shop
Sawadee Krup. Oh, don’t apologize for interrupting me. I was just praying…
Ministry of Gay Culture Warns Gay Teens To Preserve Anal Virginity
BANGKOK – With Valentine’s Day just around the corner, the Ministry of…
Protest By Group No One Has Ever Heard Of To Receive Front Page Headline Tomorrow
NTN HEADQUARTERS - A protest organized by a group-no-one-has-ever-heard-of will receive a…
Supporters ‘Inspired’ by Obama Fart
DALLAS, TEXAS – Barack Obama received wild cheers of support after farting…
FOX News Runs First Non-Pedophilia Story About Thailand
BANGKOK – In what observers and the Thai government alike are calling…
Samak Receives Invisible Hand Job
BANGKOK – Prime Minister Samak Sundaravej says he was sexually assaulted last…