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AEC Seizes Manchester City FC

MANCHESTER, UK – In a surprise move that asserts their commitment to…

Rich Thai Girl Totally Not Wearing Zara Anymore

BANGKOK – In a dramatic renouncement of a previous position, socialite Araya…

Bush Admits He Authorized Secret Program To Locate Countries Where He Is Not Hated

WASHINGTON, D.C. — The US Congress has opened an inquiry into a…

Danny DeVito, aka The Penguin, Arrested in Bangkok

BANGKOK – Further solidifying Bangkok’s reputation as a haven for the world’s…

NTN Editorial: It’s Time For Samak To Resign

One day into his premiership, Samak Sundaravej has proven unfit for office.…

New PM To Be Chosen By Reality TV Show

BANGKOK – In a new development expected to settle the political crisis…

Pakistan Now Says Bhutto Died Of Natural Causes

KANDAHAR – Pakistan’s government now says opposition leader Benazir Bhutto died of…

Junta Ends Not With A Bang But A Whimper

BANGKOK – Junta spokesman Colonel Sunsern Kaewkumnerd left reporters speechless yesterday when…

Stewardesses Shocked That Soap Opera Got Minor Details Wrong

BANGKOK – Thai Airways stewardesses are shocked and outraged that a soap…

Officer Shocked to Learn That Violating Human Rights Is Frowned Upon

TAK BAI, NARATHIWAT— In a startling revelation, local police officer Sgt. Somchai…