Disaster Response Led by Woman Whose Only Crisis Experience Involved Room Service Delay
BANGKOK — As rescue workers search for survivors and engineers assess the…
Thai PM Accidentally Hands Control of Government to Online Scammers
BANGKOK — After tapping an unknown link sent to her phone, Prime…
Thailand Sells Out Refugees, Forgets to Ask Price
BANGKOK — Prime Minister Paetongtarn Shinawatra admitted that she is “not very…
U.S. Fish and Wildlife Grants Don Jr. Special Permit to Hunt Thundercats
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service has officially granted…
Thai Government Secures Emergency Funds to Recover From Flood of Reputation Damage
BANGKOK — In an overnight session of parliament, Prime Minister Paetongtarn Shinawatra…
Thai Government Surprises No One
BANGKOK — The Thai government’s latest decision, executed in the dead of…
Excess Foreign Tourist Population in Pai To Be “Trimmed Back”
PAI — A multi-agency task force has assembled in this northern Thai…
EPA Secretary Orders Immediate Arrest of Captain Planet
Washington, D.C. — Flanked by supporters like Hoggish Greedly, Looten Plunder, and…
Longtime Manufacturer of Democracies Retires
After designing and crafting democracies for more than 4,000 years, Ekklesion, the…
Thai PM Talks Kidnappings, Pollution, Shrugs at Political Assassination
BANGKOK — Thai Prime Minister Paetongtarn Shinawatra called an emergency press conference…