HOPI RESERVATION – Wickaninnish, whose name means “he who has no one in front of him in the canoe,” is a Hopi Indian who represents a loose confederation of Native American tribes, lobby groups and casinos.
In an exclusive interview with Not The Nation, Wickaninnish said it was important that “a Native American, any Native American” join the 2008 election campaign, which currently features an African-American, a woman, a Mormon and a former prisoner of war who, if elected, would be the oldest president in history.
“This is the first election in history in which the White Man does not know who he should trick or kill first,” said Wickanninish. “Although perhaps it is all one of his traps,” he added.
He said he had been inspired to join when a friend told him that “even the African slave was being given a chance this year.”
Wickanninish said he would abolish property and taxation and revoke the second amendment protecting gun ownership. His government would avoid signing long-term treaties, roll-back laws restricting smoking in public places and protect animal rights as well as the rights of animal spirits.
Wickaninish’s record as a survivor of war and genocide are likely to give him a foreign policy edge on his competitors. He is also becoming a fast favorite among environmentalists, animal rights activists and tobacco firms. Even right-wing militia groups, attracted by Wickaninnish’s views on taxation and property, are leaning toward supporting the Hopi chief. This broad coalition has intrigued political pundits, who say Wickaninnish may be the first Native American to lead America.
In his final words yesterday, appealing to the key block of female voters known as Soccer Moms, Wickanninish announced: “Women and children need not fear.”
