NotTheNation Writer Surprised To Learn He Is Actually Some Dead Guy Named Craig

BANGKOK — Staff writers at NotTheNation, whose identities remain undisclosed, were surprised to learn Saturday that at least one of them was actually a recently deceased Australian journalist names Craig…

HEARING VOICES: How Has The Erawan Bombing Affected You?

Not That We Care, But What Do You Think?

Possible Targeting Of Chinese Tourists Puts Shitty, 3-Star Hotels On High Alert

Bangkok’s second-tier hotels may be at risk from Chinese-targeted terrorism BANGKOK — The fallout from Monday’s deadly bomb attack on the popular Erawan shrine continued as rumors that Chinese tourists…

FOX News Calls Erawan Bomb “Vicious Anti-Hindu Jihad”

BANGKOK — US-based news network FOX News continues to describe Monday’s Erawan Shrine bomb attack as an anti-Hindu act of Muslim fundamentalist terror, sources reported on Wednesday.On Tuesday’s edition of…

Experts Warn Of Collateral Damage Via Awful Hashtags, Sad Facebook Pages

BANGKOK – Following Monday’s bloody bomb attack in Thailand’s capital city, terrorism and media experts have warned that the fallout of such incidents could be just as damaging if people…

TAT Reports Candlelight Vigil Tourism Up 8000% Since Bomb

BANGKOK — Amidst dire economic news exacerbated by the recent bomb attacks in the capital city, the Tourism Authority of Thailand today reported some positive news, declaring a huge spike…

Prayuth Orders Deployment Of Concerned Facial Expressions

BANGKOK — In response to Monday’s deadly bomb attack in Bangkok’s Rajprasong district, the Thai prime minister ordered the immediate mass deployment of every concerned facial expressions at his disposal,…

Prayuth Rides Horse Shirtless, Wrestles Monitor Lizard

NAKHON SAWAN PROVINCE – Thailand’s Prime Minister Prayuth Chan-Ocha made a bold policy statement today about his administration by riding a horse while topless in front of reporters.The press event,…

Thai Navy Pushes Full-Moon-Party-Raver Ferry Out To Sea

Hundreds of sunburned, unshowered North American and European tourists set adrift indefinitely

NTN Welcomes Glorious New Junta-Appointed Editor-in-Chief

NTN HEAD OFFICE — The online newspaper NotTheNation restarted its operations today with a new executive staff appointed by Thailand’s military government.The new editor-in-chief, Brigadier General Somyut Phraemonwichitmuang, was presented…