Greece Invents Democracy, Economy Fails
Pericles, the source of Greek economic failure. EURO ZONE – In an indisputable demonstration of karma, the nation of Greece has gone bankrupt a mere 2,500 years after it created…
Thai-led AEC Confirms Asian Dawn of Endless Prosperity
Sustaining co-operation jointly through synergistic unity of harmonic friendship jointly co-operative sustenance. BANGKOK – The ASEAN Economic Community, including the Heads of State/Government of Brunei Darussalam, the Kingdom of Cambodia,…
Thais Happy With Happiness of Thai-way of Being Happy
BANGKOK, PROVINCES – A Suan Dusit Poll of 1,200 Thai people asking “Why are you happy, and why is your happiness now more happy than before?” revealed that Thais are…
Social Divisions End As Thais Move Forward Together Singing
BANGKOK, PROVINCES – Years of political division came to an end in the united and prosperous Kingdom of Thailand this week as Thais all over Thailand came together to endlessly…
Thais Happy To Be Ruled By A Bunch Of Mother-Huggers
Emotional PR campaign wins hearts and minds with even more mother-hugging nationalism
Army, Police Successfully Neutralize Blank Sheet Of A4 Paper
RAJPRASONG — A large-scale, coordinated military and police effort was credited on Sunday with the successful containment and suppression of a single blank sheet of A4 copy paper.The paper, which…
New Visa Rules Exclude Everyone Except Sex Tourists, Alcoholics, Drug Addicts, Ravers, Illiterate Troglodytes
BANGKOK – Citing the need for maintaining order and unity during the transition to reform, the Council for Maintaining Peace and Order (CMPO) announced strict new visa rules for foreigners…
