NGO Worker Regrets Supporting Suu Kyi After Losing Good Burmese Nanny
BANGKOK – The long-sought reform of the Burmese government resulted in a short-lived celebration for American NGO-worker Catherine Logan-Myers, whose nanny Mya Thida departed abruptly for new opportunities in her…
Corporate Centrist Hegemonist Defeats Corporate Centrist Hegemonist
WASHINGTON, DC – Executive power was smoothly transferred once again in the United States this week as the preferred candidate of one of the nation’s corporate centrist hegemonist parties emerged…
Coke, Pepsi, Serm Suk To Spend Billions Convincing Thais Cola Does Something
BANGKOK – The cola wars are heating up in Thailand, as three major players plan to spend billions in the next few years convincing Thais that cola does something, and…
Romney Signs Million-Dollar Deal To Play Anti-Christ In Upcoming Christian Film
LOS ANGELES – Defeated presidential candidate Mitt Romney wasted no time in re-inventing himself post-politically, announcing less than a day after the election that he was going into show business.…
Reds, Yellows, Others Struggle For Useful Obama Victory Metaphor
BANGKOK – Following the re-election of US President Barack Obama, leaders of various political factions and interest groups struggled to work out some kind of metaphor to apply to their…
Expat Shocked His Letters To Editor Didn’t Sway US Election
UDON THANI – Long-time Thailand resident and prolific letter writer Bill Arnold expressed shock and dismay yesterday that his prodigious efforts to inform the world about his brilliant and infallible…