Army, Police Successfully Neutralize Blank Sheet Of A4 Paper
RAJPRASONG — A large-scale, coordinated military and police effort was credited on Sunday with the successful containment and suppression of a single blank sheet of A4 copy paper.The paper, which…
New Visa Rules Exclude Everyone Except Sex Tourists, Alcoholics, Drug Addicts, Ravers, Illiterate Troglodytes
BANGKOK – Citing the need for maintaining order and unity during the transition to reform, the Council for Maintaining Peace and Order (CMPO) announced strict new visa rules for foreigners…
Junta Insists “Protests” Just Rowdy Mainland Chinese Tourists
BANGKOK – Thailand’s new military government strongly denied the existence of anti-coup protests, suggesting that any civil disturbances being witnessed were just large groups of Chinese tourists. Chinese tourists shout…
Weeks Of Search Reveal No Sign Of Flight MH370 News Coverage
SOUTH INDIAN OCEAN – Despite the concerted efforts of numerous governments and private agencies to locate it, news coverage of missing Malaysian Airlines Flight MH370 appears to have vanished without…
Army Bans 10 “Dangerous Books” From Bookstores
BANGKOK — Citing the need to promote harmony in society, the National Council for Peace and Order (NCPO) has instructed Thailand’s leading bookstores to remove 10 potentially incendiary titles from…
Junta Name Change Earns Instant Global Legitimacy
BANGKOK — Global criticism of the military coup d'état that seized power in Thailand last Thursday came to an immediate halt when the Peace and Order Maintaining Council (POMC) changed…
Social Scientists Discover New Species Of Coup In Thailand
BANGKOK — Researchers today announced the discovery of a previously unknown strain of coup d’état, which appears to be indigenous to Thailand.The so-called subrutum militaris dimidium, or Semi-Coup, was found earlier…
MH370 Search Planes Spot Floating Rohingya Refugees, Dismiss As “Unrelated Debris”
SOUTH INDIAN OCEAN – The ongoing saga of locating Malaysia Airlines flight 370 took another disappointing turn today as search planes discovered that many of the large objects seen by…
