Thailand Offers North Korea Cult-Icon Transition Assistance
PYONGYANG – In the wake of the death of Kim Jong Il, North Korea’s political, military, cultural, and spiritual leader, the government of Thailand has offered its assistance to the…
Fortune Tellers Predict Record-Breaking Stupidity, Profits In 2012
BANGKOK – As the year draws to a close, Thailand’s professional soothsayers and astrologers have issued their annual predictions. Their unanimous verdict is that 2012 will be a great year…
Nearly All Streets, Buildings, Bridges, Canals, Districts To Be Renamed After His Majesty On Dec 5
BANGKOK – As the nation prepares for the jubilant celebration of His Majesty the King’s 7th cycle birthday, various municipal and national governing bodies have hastily proposed to rename all…
PM Declares Inner Bangkok Safe As Giant, ‘Croc-zilla’ Terrorizes Pathum Thani
Pathum Thani – As tens-of-thousands of Thais still trapped by flood waters in Pathum Thani fended off a giant, mutant “croc-zilla”, Prime Minister Yingluck Shinawatra today assured residents and businesses…
Supoth Sues Robbers For Defamation
BANGKOK — In a surprise move that takes an active offensive stance against corruption allegations, Permanent Transport Secretary Supoth Sublom is now suing the men who robbed his house for…
Prosecutor Offers ‘Uncle SMS’ Reduced Sentence In Exchange For Acting More Evil
BANGKOK – Following the high-profile conviction of Ampon Tangnoppakul for allegedly sending lèse-majesté texts last year, government prosecutors have offered the 61-year old grandfather a new deal. Under the proposed…
IKEA Solves All Flood Problems
Furnishing megastore provides rafts, water, food, housing at low low prices
