Corporate Centrist Hegemonist Defeats Corporate Centrist Hegemonist
WASHINGTON, DC – Executive power was smoothly transferred once again in the United States this week as the preferred candidate of one of the nation’s corporate centrist hegemonist parties emerged…
Coke, Pepsi, Serm Suk To Spend Billions Convincing Thais Cola Does Something
BANGKOK – The cola wars are heating up in Thailand, as three major players plan to spend billions in the next few years convincing Thais that cola does something, and…
Romney Signs Million-Dollar Deal To Play Anti-Christ In Upcoming Christian Film
LOS ANGELES – Defeated presidential candidate Mitt Romney wasted no time in re-inventing himself post-politically, announcing less than a day after the election that he was going into show business.…
Reds, Yellows, Others Struggle For Useful Obama Victory Metaphor
BANGKOK – Following the re-election of US President Barack Obama, leaders of various political factions and interest groups struggled to work out some kind of metaphor to apply to their…
Expat Shocked His Letters To Editor Didn’t Sway US Election
UDON THANI – Long-time Thailand resident and prolific letter writer Bill Arnold expressed shock and dismay yesterday that his prodigious efforts to inform the world about his brilliant and infallible…
Washington Square Demolition Leaves Bangkok’s Elderly Sexpats Lost, Confused
MID-SUKHUMVIT – Bangkok’s senior sex tourist population is facing its greatest crisis in decades as the demolition of the nightlife zone known as Washington Square has left them with nowhere…
Thai Foreign Minister Appeases Muslims, US By Opposing Free Speech, Religious Tolerance
BANGKOK – Amidst a growing crisis between the United States and Muslims angry over a low-budget American-made film insulting the prophet Muhammed, Foreign Minister Surapong Tovichakchaikul took a moderate and…
‘Nation Group’ Opens Awesome New Nation Newsroom, Nation Reports
BANGNA – The Nation Multimedia Group made headlines in the Nation newspaper, Nation website, and Nation TV yesterday with the internally-anticipated launch of its new integrated Nation newsroom.Speaking with reporters…
Red Bull Heir, Honda Highway Girl, Bus-Stop Mercedes Killer Sentenced To Demolition Derby Death Match
BANGKOK—In what legal scholars and social analysts are declaring a “landmark ruling,” the Criminal Court today handed down an unprecedented combined sentence for three wealthy young Thais who committed vehicular…
