Thaksin Arranges Meeting with Boris Johnson
Former Prime Minister Seeks Advice From Former Prime Minister
Frontline Report from the 43rd Day of the Monkey-Dog War
Beed, India – This morning, the sun rose on a city engulfed in the violent haze of interspecies warfare as the Monkey-Dog War entered its 43rd consecutive day. With territory…
Central Embassy Reports Unnoticed Bomb Explosion From August 17
Central Embassy, where a bomb from August 17 neither injured or disturbed anyone RATCHAPRASONG – The Central Pattana Group today reported that a large bomb was detonated inside the Central…
Thais To Honor Wheelchair-Bound King By Paralyzing Bangkok
Just some of the 100,000 Thais ready to render Bangkok “as immobile as our beloved King.” BANGKOK – The 88th birthday of His Majesty the King Bhumibol Adulyadej was celebrated…
NotTheNation Writer Surprised To Learn He Is Actually Some Dead Guy Named Craig
BANGKOK — Staff writers at NotTheNation, whose identities remain undisclosed, were surprised to learn Saturday that at least one of them was actually a recently deceased Australian journalist names Craig…
Possible Targeting Of Chinese Tourists Puts Shitty, 3-Star Hotels On High Alert
Bangkok’s second-tier hotels may be at risk from Chinese-targeted terrorism BANGKOK — The fallout from Monday’s deadly bomb attack on the popular Erawan shrine continued as rumors that Chinese tourists…
FOX News Calls Erawan Bomb “Vicious Anti-Hindu Jihad”
BANGKOK — US-based news network FOX News continues to describe Monday’s Erawan Shrine bomb attack as an anti-Hindu act of Muslim fundamentalist terror, sources reported on Wednesday.On Tuesday’s edition of…
Experts Warn Of Collateral Damage Via Awful Hashtags, Sad Facebook Pages
BANGKOK – Following Monday’s bloody bomb attack in Thailand’s capital city, terrorism and media experts have warned that the fallout of such incidents could be just as damaging if people…
TAT Reports Candlelight Vigil Tourism Up 8000% Since Bomb
BANGKOK — Amidst dire economic news exacerbated by the recent bomb attacks in the capital city, the Tourism Authority of Thailand today reported some positive news, declaring a huge spike…
