Our Auspicious 1/4 Cycle Birthday
On the Auspicious Occasion of Not The Nation’s 1/4 Cycle Birthday, the Editors and Staff of NTN would like to wish Themselves a long and prosperous Life, with the implied…
Bar Staff, Sex Tourists Wait Patiently For White Woman To Get Off Go-Go Stage
PATPONG – The staff and patrons of Super Pussy go-go bar had their usual evening’s proceedings interrupted by the sudden decision of a Caucasian woman, who no one wanted in…
North Korea Declares War As Dandelion Seed Crosses DMZ
SEOUL – The Korean Peninsula descended into full-blown war this morning when a dandelion seed, caught in a gentle northerly breeze, crossed the DMZ into North Korea. The unilateral seed-trespass,…
Introduction Of Belgian Beers Fails To Improve Go-Go Bar Experience
NANA PLAZA – The addition of six gourmet imported Belgian beers to the drinks menu at Mandarin Bar in Bangkok’s Nana Plaza has so far failed to significantly alter the…
TRUEVisions Celebrates 10th ‘Platinum Package’ Subscriber
BANGKOK – TRUEVisions, Thailand’s sole cable-TV operator, announced today the achievement of a major milestone in signing up its 10th subscriber for their top-level Platinum package.The Platinum Package, which costs 2,000…
Wikileaks Alleges US Traded ‘Krispy Kreme’ For Viktor Bout
Doughnut franchise used as incentive for extraditing arms dealer
Bowling Alley Files Noise Complaint Against California Wow
In what observers are calling an industry first, a bowling alley has filed a noise complaint against its neighbor
Paradorn Announces Retirement From Professional Sponsorship
A legendary career of peddling products comes to an end
His Majesty King Chulalongkorn Named “Father of Fathering”
BANGKOK – In honor of Chulalongkorn Day, the Thai government has honored the late great monarch as “The Father of Fathering.” King Chualalongkorn or Rama V, who reigned from 1868…
