FIFA President Demands Rest of World Cup Be Played With Original 1930 Ball

Players may face difficulty controlling 80-year-old pig bladder

Capello Puts England Team Out Of Its Misery In Shed Behind Training Ground

Agonizing decision taken in best interests of players, fans

Expat Disappointed By Halt To Attention-Drawing Violence

His ability to impress friends and family back home taking hit in wake of peace and normalcy

Bangkok Journalist Diagnosed With Severe Twittervitis

New disease’s victims unable to communicate normally

Thai Film Office Reluctantly Congratulates Thai Cannes-Winning Film

The Thailand Film Office, the official government organization in charge of promoting Thai film, gave a belated and half-hearted congratulations today to director Weerasethakul, who won Thailand’s first-ever Palm d’Or…

Architect Sumet Jumsai To Create New Building In The Shape Of His Own Penis

Construction of four-and-half storey structure to begin this year

California Wow Still Flaming

BANGKOK – The Silom branch of California Wow Xperience is still flaming, according to eyewitness accounts posted on Twitter.Earlier claims that the famous fitness chain was not flaming anymore have…

Protestors Manage To Set Klong Alight

BANGKOK – A group of mostly teenage protestors living along Klong San Saeb managed to set the canal on fire this afternoon without the use of lighter fluid.Several early morning…

Arsonists Set Chuwit On Fire

Ex-massage parlor tycoon smoldering, defiant