Thai Police Congratulated For Lack Of Fiery, Gruesome Mass Deaths During Holiday

Grisly road deaths not included

5,000 Red Shirts Lost In Kao Yai Forest

Government never knew of their existence

Green Day Concert Briefly Lets Bangkok Expats Pretend They’re Not Like, 40 Years Old

Several concertgoers feared drowned in massive wave of nostalgia

Permanent Wreath To Be Constructed at Democracy Monument

BANGKOK – A permanent black wreath will be constructed at the foot of Democracy Monument in order to save future generations from the trouble of laying them, the Culture Ministry…

Tiger Woods Embraces His Thai Half By Denying Reality

Golf superstar surprises experts with his refusal to address obvious facts

His Majesty the King Calls For Thailand to Put Man on Moon By 1969

Baffling speech from Siriraj Hospital balcony inspires nation

Thais Saddened Over News That His Majesty Will Not Provide Advice For Them To Ignore Again

Widespread dejection over cancellation of the King's annual birthday address

‘Please’ Officially Added To ‘Long Live The King’

To be said with notes of fear, anxiety

Interpol: ‘Takki Shinegra’ Sold Out Concerts Across Asia As Part of J-Pop Boy Band

Fugitive prime minister's pose as Asian pop superstar allowed him to travel freely throughout region, agency says

Ghost of Samak Gives Democrats Tongue-Lashing in Parliament

BANGKOK – Parliament was sent into disarray yesterday when the ghost of Samak Sundaravej appeared in the chamber and launched into a twenty-minute tirade against the Democrat Party and the Thai political system.The…

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