Army Forms ‘Final Word’ Political Party

Expected to be popular among conservatives, people afraid of men with guns

Samak To Be Chopped And Fried Into Pad Thai According To Last Wishes

Former PM will ask for extra fish sauce

‘The Oriental’ Changes Name To ‘Gook Hotel’

New branding to better reflect the hotel's reputation for eagerly attending to the whims of foreigners

Selling Thai Stocks For Any Reason Now Punishable By 5 Years In Jail

BANGKOK – Activity on the SET came to a halt today when the government announced strict new rules designed to prevent a repeat of last month’s sell off, caused by…

WHO Offices Raided For Spreading ‘Average Human Lifespan’ Rumor

BANGKOK – Offices of the World Health Organization in Thailand were raided by police this morning for violating Article 14 of the computer law by circulating false information concerning His Majesty.…

Dr. Pornthip Arrested For Stating Everyone Must Die Sometime

Police say 2004 statement may cause public to panic

Teenage Girl Admits To Floating Krathong With Seven Different Men

AYUTTHAYA — Police are currently questioning a 17-year-old girl who floated krathong with at least seven different men at the water’s edge last night. According to witnesses, beginning at 6:45pm, Achara “Noon” Latharatchung, who…

2,944 Stock Traders Arrested For ‘Believing’ Rumors

BANGKOK – Every licensed stock broker in Thailand was arrested yesterday for having believed the malicious rumors about His Majesty the King’s health, which led to a plunge in the stock…

His Majesty Maintains Perfect 1:1 Inhale-Exhale Ratio

BANGKOK - The Royal Household Bureau reported today that His Majesty maintains a perfect 1-to-1 ration between inhaling and exhaling, which doctors and experts consider to be a sign of…

Obama Ascends To Heavens On Cloud To Go Get Crabcake Sandwich

Proclaims “Peace be with you. Peace Prize and a million bucks be with me."