Red Merchandise Banned Ahead Of Valentines Day

BANGKOK – The Ministry of Culture has declared an official ban on the color red for Valentine’s Day celebrations, citing possible misunderstandings in the currently charged political climate and “unacceptable…

72-pound Steve Jobs Says He’s Never Felt Better

Outlook certain, insists Apple spokesperson

Southern Insurgents Demand Partial Credit For Wrecked Economy

Seven years of terrorist bombings can’t be ignored, insist violent separatists

Local Man Makes Startling Discovery of Daily Xpress

Expat stumbles upon rare tabloid by accident

Election Posters Now Visible From Space

NASA confirms combined Bangkok election posters collectively form the latest man-made object visible from orbit

Harry Nicolaides Celebrates Record Book Sales

BANGKOK — Incarcerated Australian teacher and debut author Harry Nicolaides celebrated a publishing milestone yesterday from his group cell in Bangkok Remand Prison as his self-published novel Versimilitude sold its…

40 Red Shirts Seize Bus Stop

More ineffectual protests planned

Actual Christian Christmas Music Disorients Expat Shopper

BANGKOK – A long-term foreign expatriate found himself disoriented and oddly displaced yesterday afternoon when he paused to listen to the Christmas music coming over the intercom system at the…

Democrats Promise Isaan Micro-Loans, Death Squads

New programs come after months of focus-group testing

Thai Journalist Throws Dress Socks At Abhisit

Stunt gets no reaction from anyone