Poll: 93% of Thais Support Not Knowing About Drowned Rohingyas

Overwhelming majority fear knowledge may cause “bad feeling” about Army, Abhisit

Obama Euphoria Fails to Translate Into Sex Partners For Expat Women

BANGKOK – History is being made, but not in the bedrooms of frustrated American expatriate women in Thailand’s capital, who continue to report little or no success in converting the euphoria of…

Red Shirts March on Suvarnabhumi, Are Promptly Shot

Survivors baffled at failure of "tested" strategy

Parliament To Meet Underwater Off Samui

BANGKOK – After being shut out of their scheduled session this morning by thousands of PAD protestors blocking access to the Parliament building, the government announced that their new meeting…

Country Celebrates Becoming World’s Oldest “Fledgling Democracy”

Kingdom claims new milestone as historians declare Thailand’s democratic growth has been retarded for a longer period than any other country in world history

Invisible Hand Reveals Cosmic Face

Blessing from space believed to be definitive sign of peace or war

Sondhi Makes Speech In Front of “Mission Accomplished” Banner

PAD leader wears flight jacket, salutes loyal troops

Democrats Propose Offshore Prison For Key Lese-Majeste “Verbal Combatants”

Extra-judicial Department of Majestic Security deemed necessary to protect kingdom from “slander terrorism”

Third Hand Seen Shaking Invisible Hand

BANGKOK – Newspapers in Thailand are reporting that a third hand was spotted firmly shaking the invisible hand last night.The high-profile meeting of hands came at an Italian restaurant on…

“Final Battle” #7 Declared Success

BANGKOK - The PAD declared success in its “Final Battle”, the seventh in 2008, after House Speaker Chai Chidchob canceled the joint parliamentary session scheduled to start at 9.30am Monday,…