Weeks Of Search Reveal No Sign Of Flight MH370 News Coverage
SOUTH INDIAN OCEAN – Despite the concerted efforts of numerous governments and private agencies to locate it, news coverage of missing Malaysian Airlines Flight MH370 appears to have vanished without…
Army Bans 10 “Dangerous Books” From Bookstores
BANGKOK — Citing the need to promote harmony in society, the National Council for Peace and Order (NCPO) has instructed Thailand’s leading bookstores to remove 10 potentially incendiary titles from…
Junta Name Change Earns Instant Global Legitimacy
BANGKOK — Global criticism of the military coup d'état that seized power in Thailand last Thursday came to an immediate halt when the Peace and Order Maintaining Council (POMC) changed…
Social Scientists Discover New Species Of Coup In Thailand
BANGKOK — Researchers today announced the discovery of a previously unknown strain of coup d’état, which appears to be indigenous to Thailand.The so-called subrutum militaris dimidium, or Semi-Coup, was found earlier…
MH370 Search Planes Spot Floating Rohingya Refugees, Dismiss As “Unrelated Debris”
SOUTH INDIAN OCEAN – The ongoing saga of locating Malaysia Airlines flight 370 took another disappointing turn today as search planes discovered that many of the large objects seen by…
1-in-4 Bangkokians Suffering From Post-Traumatic Whistle Disorder
BANGKOK – Following months-long protests on the streets of the nation’s capital, physicians are now reporting that a shockingly high percentage of city’s residents are experiencing serious medical problems directly…
900 Tons Of Unsold Red-White-Blue Protest Crap Donated To US Republicans
WASHINGTON – In what is being hailed as a landmark act of political recycling, hundreds of tons of yet-unsold Thai-flag themed accessories are being shipped to the United States, where…
Infographic: What Else Is Andrew Marshall Prematurely Assuming?
Andrew MacGregor Marshall's secret command center "Zen journalist" Andrew MacGregor Marshall wrongly outed NotTheNation's authors in a Facebook posting last year. What other wild conjectures does he put forward as…
TAT Launches “Totally Amazeballs Thailand” Campaign
BANGKOK – In a concerted effort to rehabilitate the kingdom’s image as an attractive tourist destination in light of ongoing political unrest, the Tourism Authority of Thailand today announced a…
Suthep Leaves Protests For Emergency Whitening Treatment
BANGKOK – Suthep Thaugsuban, secretary-general of the People’s Democratic Reform Committee (PDRC) took a break from his relentless anti-government campaign yesterday to undergo a preventive medical procedure to re-whiten his…
