TAT Reports Candlelight Vigil Tourism Up 8000% Since Bomb
BANGKOK — Amidst dire economic news exacerbated by the recent bomb attacks in the capital city, the Tourism Authority of Thailand today reported some positive news, declaring a huge spike…
Prayuth Orders Deployment Of Concerned Facial Expressions
BANGKOK — In response to Monday’s deadly bomb attack in Bangkok’s Rajprasong district, the Thai prime minister ordered the immediate mass deployment of every concerned facial expressions at his disposal,…
Prayuth Rides Horse Shirtless, Wrestles Monitor Lizard
NAKHON SAWAN PROVINCE – Thailand’s Prime Minister Prayuth Chan-Ocha made a bold policy statement today about his administration by riding a horse while topless in front of reporters.The press event,…
Thai Navy Pushes Full-Moon-Party-Raver Ferry Out To Sea
Hundreds of sunburned, unshowered North American and European tourists set adrift indefinitely
NTN Welcomes Glorious New Junta-Appointed Editor-in-Chief
NTN HEAD OFFICE — The online newspaper NotTheNation restarted its operations today with a new executive staff appointed by Thailand’s military government.The new editor-in-chief, Brigadier General Somyut Phraemonwichitmuang, was presented…
Greece Invents Democracy, Economy Fails
Pericles, the source of Greek economic failure. EURO ZONE – In an indisputable demonstration of karma, the nation of Greece has gone bankrupt a mere 2,500 years after it created…
Thai-led AEC Confirms Asian Dawn of Endless Prosperity
Sustaining co-operation jointly through synergistic unity of harmonic friendship jointly co-operative sustenance. BANGKOK – The ASEAN Economic Community, including the Heads of State/Government of Brunei Darussalam, the Kingdom of Cambodia,…
Thais Happy With Happiness of Thai-way of Being Happy
BANGKOK, PROVINCES – A Suan Dusit Poll of 1,200 Thai people asking “Why are you happy, and why is your happiness now more happy than before?” revealed that Thais are…
