UN Agency In Vientiane Requests Budget Bigger Than Laos GDP

VIENTIANE - Documents provided to NotTheNation.com reveal that the United Nation’s Laos office has asked UN headquarters in New York to sign off on a budget of 224 million US…

She Also Sends Card, 100 Baht To UDD

BANGKOK - Her Majesty the Queen has graciously sent 100 baht inside a Hallmark card to the United Front of Democracy Against Dictatorship (UDD) wishing them “the best of luck” in…

Nation Editor Finally Gets To Use “Black October” Banner

BANG NA — With the long-awaited breakout of horrific violence in the current political standoff, an excited editor at The Nation finally had a chance to use the “Black October”…

Chinese Gov’t Arrests Babies for “Defeatist” Melamine Intolerance

BEIJING - In the wake of the tainted-milk scandal which has killed five babies and sickened over 20,000, the Chinese government has stepped up its response, arresting over a dozen…

Obama Buys Lehmann Brothers With Leftover Campaign Funds

CLEVELAND, OHIO - With the US presidential election in less than a month, Senator Barack Obama has presented his own variation of the Wall Street bailout package by buying troubled…

Samak Just Yelling at People On Street Now

Offers of Samak being relocated upcountry to an ex-prime minister nature reserve are being explored

Apirak Promises Promises, Fulfills Promise

Apirak promises to make more promises than any other Bangkok governor

Chuwit Promises to Govern Bangkok Entirely Via Billboards

Rebel candidate for governor claims up to 330M baht savings possible by replacing office with outdoor media

17% of Thai Men Have Been A Cabinet Member At Some Point

Interviews with a random sample of people along Sukhumvit confirm study results

PAD Kids Form Splinter Group, Turn Against Parents

Four-year-old leader, Tor Watanasuk, demands parents "stop playing games with the country and go to bed!"