Parliament To Meet Underwater Off Samui
BANGKOK – After being shut out of their scheduled session this morning by thousands of PAD protestors blocking access to the Parliament building, the government announced that their new meeting…
Country Celebrates Becoming World’s Oldest “Fledgling Democracy”
Kingdom claims new milestone as historians declare Thailand’s democratic growth has been retarded for a longer period than any other country in world history
Invisible Hand Reveals Cosmic Face
Blessing from space believed to be definitive sign of peace or war
Sondhi Makes Speech In Front of “Mission Accomplished” Banner
PAD leader wears flight jacket, salutes loyal troops
Democrats Propose Offshore Prison For Key Lese-Majeste “Verbal Combatants”
Extra-judicial Department of Majestic Security deemed necessary to protect kingdom from “slander terrorism”
Third Hand Seen Shaking Invisible Hand
BANGKOK – Newspapers in Thailand are reporting that a third hand was spotted firmly shaking the invisible hand last night.The high-profile meeting of hands came at an Italian restaurant on…
“Final Battle” #7 Declared Success
BANGKOK - The PAD declared success in its “Final Battle”, the seventh in 2008, after House Speaker Chai Chidchob canceled the joint parliamentary session scheduled to start at 9.30am Monday,…
Still 55 Million Idiots Left in the US
The official number of idiots in the United States has been reduced from 62,028,285 to 55,512,629 in the last four years, according to a survey conducted yesterday.The statistics, compiled nationwide,…
Bruce Willis Unable To Escape Suvarnabhumi Vent System
‘Die Hard’ star holding on for dear life, in need of rescue, as country’s last hope dashed
Bruce Willis Reportedly In Suvarnabhumi Vent System
'Die Hard' star was passing through terminal on connecting flight when it was taken over
