Samak Vows to Double Per Capita Wealth by Killing Half of Population
Playing up his reputation as a 'man of action', former governor outlines bold but polarizing initiative which will give half the population twice as much
Facebook Partners With eBay To Auction User’s Dignity
CEO says the “revolution” in e-commerce will capitalize on members’ desire to look stupid in public from the comfort of their own homes
6 Baht Windfall Brings New Dreams For Minimum Wage Earners
BANGKOK — Having received an unexpected single-digit hike in their daily wages last month, Bangkok’s street sweepers, toll booth workers, security guards and construction laborers will face a new reality…
Thailand Cultural Center Commemorates 10,000th Ruined Performance
Currently no plans to replace, update, or improve the maligned facility or its infamously inconvenient location far from the MRT station
Legendary Baseball Reporter Took Steroids
NEW YORK – Hall of Fame writer and television commentator Peter Gammons has been named in Major League Baseball’s scandalous Mitchell Report, which yesterday exposed widespread use of steroids in…
Local Man Discovers Original 1946 Charter
BANGKOK - A local man discovered an original draft of the 1946 constitution while browsing through used magazines at Chatuckak Weekend Market on Sunday.Kurkit Santisak found the charter between pages 123 and…
BOT Cuts 5 Baht Joke To 4 Baht
A no-nonsense Dr. Tarisa Watanagase said violators would face a fine, and possible jail term if they failed to reduce the punchline of the country's most versatile joke
Nation To Unveil First Content-Less Paper
New design innovations will allow editors to simplify and obscure issues of the day even further
Dick Cheney Reveals He’s Luke Skywalker’s Father
US VP confesses paternity to young Jedi knight during violent Cloud City showdown
Constitution(s) To Be Printed With Perforated Lines For Cleaner Tearing
Millions turned out on Monday to celebrate Thailand's constitution(s) as the cabinet announced a new "Thai-style" design for future charters
